stuck

O: i'm caught in my boot!!!
M: Say what?
O: my boot won't come off
M: That's just silly
O: it won't!! the zipper is stuck!
M: Oh dear
M: Is some thread or something stuck in the zipper?
O: the tooth is off the track
O: this has happened before, with the same boot
M: Oh great
M: The tooth is bent - or broken off?
O: bent
O: i'm trying to bend it back into place, but it won't go
O: i'm going to spend my life in this boot!!!! It can't end like this!!!!
M: How did you solve the problem last time?
O: i don't even know.
O: grrrr!!!
M: Grrr indeed
M: Do you think you could force the zipper down if you had to?
O: no
O: i've got my tweezers out now, trying to bend it back into place
O: this is bad, dude. this is very bad
O: oh, great. now my other foot is falling asleep
M: I meant could you totally break the zipper if it was the only way to get out of the boot
O: i love these boots...

O: it's this one tooth of the zipper that's crooked.
M: Well, zippers can be replaced
O: i'm trying to make it not crooked and i succeed, but then when i pull the zipper down it bends again
M: How about this: Put your other boot on and go to the nearest shoe repair. He would probably be able to help you out in a way that would seem ridiculously easy - and probably fairly cheap
O: the whole thing is stupid!
O: i guess so, huh?
O: i'll go after i finish eating
M: I think it's the best plan
O: it's ridiculous, man. i'm sitting here on my bed, one shoe off, the other half on, eating my lunch
M: That does sound like a funny picture
O: my lunch is good
O: Heifer is fat. she's sitting across from me on the bed, like a chicken
O: i'm tired. maybe i'll take a nap.
M: Well, make sure you leave yourself time to go to the shoe repair place
O: yes
M: Better bring an extra pair of shoes in case hee needs to keep the boot
O: sigh